Magners and Kittens

Dearest Beloved,

How goes it? Life with kittens is stressful.

They won't go in at night until THEY have finished playing, which means I have to stay watching the garden in case Mr Ginger comes.

M.G still comes in and terrorised them and I have now a good collection of rocks to throw at him. Eat dirt sucker!

It was a good meal on Friday at the Von Wests...I stayed over which meant I could partake of the odd beverage!

I have got an interview for a new job next week - the day before we go on our cricket tour to Blackpool - good job its not the day after as I would be in no fit state to sit an aptitude test!

Talking of the tour - did I mention our tour shirts are bright pink and we are staying next to a very gay sounding club called The Flying Handbag (oooer)

AND talking of cricket, although we got stuffed by Longdon last week (with a bagpiper droning in the background!) there was a lovely barmaid in the Red Lion - which made up for it!

I walked home from the Park Gate and could hear the liquid churning round inside me when I moved....very surreal.....

My biopsy all came back clear - so lets hope my lung capacity is up again next time - I'm sure it will be...

Sportswise I am still gyming and yoga-ing - but results seem to vary a lot from day-to-day. I can't explain it.

I have been invited to enter a volleyball competition over in Cambridge - I hope it's full of girls in bikinis - but more likely to be men in lyrca (uuurrrgghhhh!)

This week I have been very functional - ticking off tasks as I complete them. But there are never enough hours in a day....C'est la vie.

Thanks for everyone who has emailed be about my 'New Lung Party' - should be good fun.

Must go now......must miss rush hour (should that be two words?) - AND post some stuff before the P.O closes...(why are Post Offices full of people who smell like piss?)

Sparkliness to one and all.

PS: Try this UNOFFICAL guiude to Walsall (the place I commute to three days a week)..It is so wrong it's right (in a Leo Sayer or Chocolate Fountain kind of way!) CLICK