Perdita and Portia

Hello Kittenfans, We are Perdita and Portia the lovely kittens that Mark goes all mushy about....

We live in his kitchen and back porch...Although we do like playing on the stairs too....

We have very posh names because we were both born on Shakespeare's birthday. Our favourite things are shoes, feet and cottage cheese.

We also like washing each other and getting lots of fuss so we can pratice our purrrrring....Portia is scared of feathers. Perdy knows no fear....But she has never seen a dog or a 'chav'.

Mark left us at the weekend to go to the 'Download' festival and told us about strange things called 'The Prodigy' 'Fightstar' and 'Guns'n'Roses'....

We don't think we would like Download...We prefer 'Cat Stevens' or 'Venus In Furs'...

Mark was preparing for a job interview and has application forms everywhere..these are good kitten toys.....AND he went to the gym and yoga so we were left on our own.

Although we did bring his friend Victoria - who gave us a lot of love.

We likr 'Blogging'...although are very confused about what Mark did in the 'Big Brother' house...

He says people can e-mail us through him via mark_allen71@hotmail.com

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